We did it!

I suppose the first thing I should post is WE DID IT! A total of 1,071 miles over 14 days. However, the last two days were anything but uneventful. We had to cover 175 miles in the last two days, with 110 of those on day 13. But …

Day 13

We got up ridiculously early expecting to spend at least 14 hours on the road. We were by now fully aware that our estimates of how long days were going to take were always totally wrong, and considering this was the longest day by about 20 miles we just hopped to make it before dark.

For the first part of the ride I had plotted a bit of a sprackle through open country, so 30 minutes after a hearty breakfast and saying goodbye to Anna’s mum and Sandra and Dick whilst the mist still lay heavy across the Scottish moors and farms, we found ourselves on a rocky track three miles north of Nethy Bridge.  It was quite a precarious track with two heavily rutted, rocky tyre-tracks. Ian placed a wheel wrong and the next thing I heard was the unmistakable sound of someone falling off their bike behind me. Ian got back up and at first appeared fine, we had been barely moving when it happened, and I was already to get going again. Then we noticed his little finger on his right hand. It had been completely dislocated at the second joint and was sticking out at a 30 degree angle the wrong way. We discussed the merits of trying to ‘relocate’ it ourselves, Rich phoned his Mum, who phoned his Uncle (a Doctor), describing the ‘yank and pull’ method… Ian didn’t look convinced. The cows in the field next to us started to charge about, sensing something was wrong. We considered abandoning him. I’d heard some years ago on Countryfile that Scotland were considering  reintroduced wolves, he’d probably be a pile of bones before the weekend. We could tell everyone he’d begged us to go on, taken one for the team, a real non-fictional Captain Oates. I was overruled, and instead we used a mobile telephone to call Dick who came and picked him up and took him to Aviemore hospital. Ian’s martyrdom would have to wait for another day.

With Ian safely packed away with his bike in Dicks Volvo estate, we pushed on. All a little bit somber at the loss of one of our comrades, and proceeded up the 7 cycleway along the A9. After about 40 minutes (and at the top of the highest climb of the day) I had a call from Dick. Ian had apparently made a full recovery and would live. He’d also managed to blag £10 out of the Doctor for MSF! A few miles further on we were reunited, Ian had missed only about 10 miles and it had all taken about an hour! Brilliant.

We forged on along the A9 and got into Helmsdale about 8.45pm. Irene, the Hostel owner, quickly phoned the local pub to make sure that they would stay open for us, and with a quick change we were down the Tartan Lounge eating steak pies! There was a sense that we had made it! This was the final challenge, the 75 miles tomorrow seemed like a stroll down to the local shops in comparison.

Day14

We got up and went through the usual routine, acutely aware that this would be for the last time. We managed to get on the road quite early, after raiding the local Spar for various pastries and cereal bars, straight away we realised that the A9 was actually quite hilly after Helmsdale. We climbed, we descended, we climbed we descended, we had a wee in a farmer’s field whilst the farmer was watching, then started climbing and descending again. It was after a couple of hours that we started to see the JOGLEers. All fresh with their crisply pressed lycra and happy faces. Some were wearing matching jerseys and had none of the road weariness we were all showing. Also, none of them were carrying their own kit as they zipped by on their carbon road bikes. As much as I loathed their chirpiness, there loud ‘good-mornings’ and ‘not-far-nows’ I also pitied them. I thought ‘I know Cornwall and it’s a killer, you’ll get there when you feel like I do now!’ This made me feel better, our fellow LEJOGers would no doubt be all chipper to them when they were going through it. Ha ha ha.

Ahem. Anyway, we carried on, and got to Wick. People don’t talk about Wick, I didn’t even know it existed, and it’s easy to see why. There was not one redeeming feature. We stopped and, spotting a rather fine coffee machine in the window of a Café I quickly order a coffee. The machine was clearly only ornamental, what I got was half a teaspoon of Nescafe in a polystyrene cup with water for £1.50. Rather than argue and appear like a London-coffee-snob-pillock i deliberately looked confused and slowly paid, hoping my subtle frown would convey my whole thought process about the situation ... i don't think it worked.

We met Dave and Monique and had a quick chat, Dave looking very satisfied behind the wheel of his big campervan, and this was just the spur we needed for the last few miles.

I threw my coffee away and we left Wick, everything run down and shut, to see a large, gleaming Tesco’s on the outskirts of the town looking as if it had beaten the life out of the old town and had now positioned itself on higher ground ready for it’s final assault.

The A99 was to be our final road, and off we went about a mile later towards JOG finally leaving the A9 after 3 days or so. I didn’t realise the Orkneys we as close to the mainland and it was a shock when we finally saw the sea to realise this was the end of known Britain. It was also quickly dawning on us that we were nearly there. For me, the big moment was not getting to the actually bit where all the tourist nonsense is, it was the battered non-descript local authority ‘John O’Groats’ sign that made me happy. We had done it. 

We took lots of photos then headed the few miles into JOG. There were other cyclists (again, none with panniers and most with obvious helpers attending to their every whim) who had just finished and I couldn’t help feeling what we had done was a bit special. Not something everyone would do. We stayed there for about an hour, took the photos, said goodbyes, and headed into Thurso.

Monique managed to find the most unlikely of bars that was really quite good, and somewhere I don’t think I would even have looked at twice if we had walked past it. We had a couple of beers, hogged the jukebox, played some pool, then went off to sleep. Or rather went back to the hostel, had a row with the owner which nearly turned into a fight, then went to sleep after locking the door and vowing to leave very early so we didn't have to deal with the idiot again.

Day 15&16

A lovely train ride through the Cairngorms with none of the horror stories you here about bikes and Scotrail. The change at Inverness was easy and the Guard was happy to let Rich and Ian use their later tickets for the earlier train. We had a nice night out in Edinburgh, and managed to catch up with Sandy, Anna’s friend from way back when, before heading off back to London on the Sunday, although we cut it very fine for the train in the end!

So we did it. It was almost full of too many memories for one holiday and there are lots of things that keep springing back into my head. I enjoyed it, but it was tough and everyone’s relationships and friendships were tested at some point. Thanks for reading. Ta ta x

Update Day 8 to day 12

Well, i've been a bit slack with my updates, this is because by the time we get to the hostel, shower, eat, wash up, wash the kit, etc, i've been too knackered to even think about writing anything.

However, as i write this we have completed 890 miles and are in Nethy Bridge. We have been fully fed with a wonderful meal prepared by Sandra, and have just two days and 175 miles standing between us and John O'Groats.

The weather has actually been too good, not something i actually thought would be a problem, but the heat on the road has just been exhausting for the past 4 days.

Day 8
In my last update we had just got into the Yorshire Dales, and were in Kettlewell. The next morning we headed into the heart of the Dales, cycling along the river Wharf before the assent over Wharfdale and the descent into Wensleydale. The climb was ferocious, taking about an hour, and i'm not ashamed to say it involved a fair amount of pushing, but the descent was the thing of dreams. Starting with a stunning view down into Wensleydale, the first few 30mph twists and turns belie the sheer speed of the slopes that. Like a well designed roller coaster after a false summit the road just drops. With a clear view for about a straight mile to where the road snakes up the dale, its impossible not to release the brakes and let gravity do what Issac Newton invented it for. I hit a top speed of 50mph, and can only describe it as like bungee jumping with a bike between your legs.

Next we had to tackle Hartside Summit, 1900 ft at the top and about a 5 mile climb. What i can only describe as an incredible climb, that i will go back and do on my road bike at some point. The views over Cumbria were amazing and something i will remember for a long time.

We had a quick stop in Wensley Dale, where Anna was given £10 towards MSF by a random person after explaining what we were riding for, before pushing on to Alston YHA arriving just in time to have a row with a pub landlord about ordering food at 8.50pm when food stopped at 9.

Day 9
This was a slog of a day through Northumberland. probably the highlight was arriving a minute or so ahead of everyone else at The Gate pub just south of Rothbury, where on arrival one of two women sat outside smoking announced in a broad Newcastle accent  'bloody hell, it's Alberto Contador!' (as i was wearing an Astana jersey that Contador did race in two seasons ago),To which the other replied in an equally broad accent as Ian arrived after 'Is this Cadel Evans now?'. They then proceeded to discuss who Contador was riding for now, then as Rich arrived in his Radioshack Jersey they said 'and here's Andy Schleck!'. They updated us on the Tour results and then both gave us a fiver towards MSF as we left (but refused to give it to 'Andy' as they didn't trust him)... proof if any was needed of cyclings growing popularity i suppose!

Day 10
The big one, going into Scotland. Yet another glorious morning and we knocked off the 15 miles to the boarder along sun-soaked country lanes in 55 minutes, we then spent about an hour in Duns eating ice creams and feeling pleased with ourselves, forgetting that we still had another difficult 50 miles to complete. Luckily, we spoke to a guy in the local sandwich shop who told us to go a different way to the one planed into Edinburgh, and the decision was definitely the right one. The day got hotter and hotter and as our new route stuck to the valley, we could see my plotted alternative road going over every miserable hill you could imagine. A beautiful day that wasn't too hard, apart from that bloody big ball of hot up in the heavens that is.

The hostel was staying in in Edinbugh made us feel a bit old with lots of young people sporting 'Images', such as large beards, strange hair cuts and unnatural sitting positions. The common room was like something out of the matrix with about 10 20-somethings hooked us to phones, ipads and laptops like the rest of the world didn't exist.Ian got cross (as things like this generally annoy him) and made some comments, but as all of then had earphones in his witty rye remakes were met with no response whatsoever.

Day11
Edinburgh to Pitlochry. It's fair to say i've had better days. Everything started ok, we found a lovely off road route that took us down the South bank of the Fourth past the Fourth rail bridge and Queensferry and safely on to the road bridge. We then managed to get to Perth without too much issue and that's where my brain seemed to check-out on me for the day Firstly my plotting went a bit wrong taking us onto the A9 a dual carriageway. I managed to navigate a hugely difficult detour which then took us onto a cycle path a bit further up on the A9. Trying to make up some time i decided to take to a large grassed area to overtake a dog walker, so as not to have to make them move out of my way, this was a mistake. the grassed area was hiding a rather large kerb, which i hit at about 20mph, my first thought when i relised i was coming off the bike was, 'oh well, this will be ok, grass is soft'. This is true, however, i managed to land on my side digging my elbow into my ribs, the pain was instant and i'm still not sure whether i've cracked a couple of ribs. They hurt like a ... sod. My bike was a bit mangled but Richard and Ian managed to sort it out as Anna told me to stop being a wuss and get up.

Pitlochry is like something out of a film set, the view from the hostel dining room made it look like a model village. I'm certainly going to come back to this part of the world and explore it properly, Perth looked great too.

Day 12.
Today. Couldn't get out of bed to turn my alarm off at 6am, much to the annoyance of everyone else. Another scorcher. We used the old A9, which is now disused and has become a cycle path. Ian and i discussed the eeriness of what appeared to be a major road, catseyes and white lines still there, slowly being reclaimed by nature. It could be used as a film set for The Road, we argued, then we though 'why didn't they use a cycle in The Road', coming to the conclusion that the whole book/film was fundamentally flawed (12 days together...). We then slowly climbed over 25 miles to the summit on the A9 before descending into Scotland proper. Forests, mountains, glens, Lochs, this is what Americans think all Scotland is like before landing in Glasgow. Truly stunning. I'm going to bed now as it's 10.30 and i've got a very very early start tomorrow. Just time for a quick thank you to Sandra and Dick for feeding up, watering us and putting us up for the night, it's really appreciated!

I'll post up some pictures from my phone tomorrow to accompany this bland rambling. I'm not checking this for grammar, spellllling etc, because i haven't got time, so don't bother complaining. Good  night x

Day 6 & 7

Day 6

Today's  been a funny sort of day. The hotel we stayed in was a bit odd last night, no one seemed to know what was going on and the clash of patterns between walls, upholstery, curtains, carpets etc was a sensory overload. As an example, we were told that the towels were kept in the wardrobe when we mentioned we didn't have any in the room... odd! My knee was agony most of the day today. I've done lots of stretching and I'm hoping it'll get better but I'm really really worried. I can hardly walk at the moment I'm just going to strap it up tomorrow and not clip in. It appears to be the muscle to the right of my knee cap on my right knee, every peddle stroke feels like a knife is being stabbed into my knee cap. Not much fun! 

The Wrekin area actually really nice. Surprising as Telford is such a dump. 

We cycled up middlewood way from Macclesfield, which is a disused railway line, so very flat but not too fast. We met rich's aunt and uncle for a quick cup of tea and some cake, leaving us 10 miles to Stella's. however, my map plotting skills were pretty poor and we ended up climbing a dirt track up to a ridge overlooking glossop. A tip for future reference is if a sign says 'unsuitable for motor vehicles' it's safe to assume its also unsuitable for pannier laden road bikes...

I could hardly walk by the time we arrived at Stella's and after about half an hour the knee had seized up completely... Not good. Even getting out of a chair was agony, and stairs were an absolute no no. Gonna rest and stretch and strap and hope...

Day 7. 

I'm writing this as we settle down to a quite night in the sleepy hamlet of kettlewell, Wharfdale. I'll be posting it up sometime later as there us no 3G here... We arrived in kettlewell at about 9:50pm, 10 minutes to spare before the hostel shut so we cut it a bit fine! The problem is getting ready in good time in the mornings; and we keep doing it. This morning, for example, it was so nice to be round Stella's, everyone just took their time getting ready until before we knew it it was 11am and we hadn't started. We've set a rule that we're to be on the road for 9 tomorrow, no excuses! 

The route today took us around the satellite towns of Manchester, before heading up the Rochdale canal. The canal was really lovely to ride in the sun, with lots of typically northern town charm, but even though it is a national cycle network recognised path, every mile or so there is some deliberate obstical to stop cyclists.  

We had a pretty easy first 30 miles before we got to Hebden Bridge, then came the famous climb out of it (see this years tour of Britain, and they won't be doing it with panniers on). We all did really well, but probably left a bit too much of ourselves on that climb forgetting that we still had a few dales to negotiate in the last 35 miles. 

It was beautifully cycling up the path of the river wharf as the sun set, casting shadows over the vale and dales, but probably cutting it a bit too fine... My knee appears to have made a miraculous recovery and has not caused me any trouble, I stretched it loads and had an elastic bandage covering my whole right leg all day like some woollen white stocking. It's not pretty, but if looks like it might have worked. 

I started writing this whilst everyone was getting ready for bed, as I come to finish it, I can report that in the 15 minutes its take me to write this i can now hear three separate snoring rhythms, all three cycling chums are sound asleep. Tied cyclists. My turn now.... Night night...

Days 3,4 & 5

I've been a bit slack with the updates because we've just been getting in so late. But here goes!! 

Day 3 after spending the night in the relative luxury of a Premier Inn in exeter, day 3 was supposed to be an easier day. However, my bike had developed a problem with the bottom bracket which involved a trip to three bike shops in Exeter before I discovered the problem was merely a dodgy spacer. This meant by mid day we were still in Exeter with 70 miles to go! We hit the road but never made up the time limping into cheddar late with just enough time to raid the tescos metro for pasties and cold pasta before it closed. 

Day 4 and it was Ian's turn for the cycling gods to frown upon him. It became apparent that his front derailleur and shifter hadn't been fitted properly by the bike shop he'd bought it from. Thankfully, cheddar cycles fitted it in for a quick overhaul there and then and we left by about mid day again, well behind schedule. After about three miles a wasp flew into my helmet and stung me on the forehead. I did manage to kill the swine in retribution though. We followed the Strawberry Line out of cheddar which is a disused railway line, one of the highlights was a 100 or so meter long tunnel without any lighting! Very scary cycling in the pitch black, especially when you could here things scurrying to the left and right of you in the darkness... We continued following the cycle route however, being clever, I had plotted a short cut over a hill.  We soon realised why this 'short cut' was not included in the official route as there was what I believe was at least a 35% descent on the other side. It started shallow then just got steeper and steeper along a quite twisty single track road. it was basically impossible to stop. It appeared that the local council had inadvertently tarmaced a cliff and called it a road. I had my brakes on full, still doing about 10 mph when Richard came steaming past me, his metal cleats in his shoes literally sparking along the road as he tried to stop. Anna and I managed to find a nice soft bank to ride into, and ian disappeared put of sight down, to what we assumed was his doom. However he managed to grab a tree or something and stop. 

We rode along the A40 towards Brecon, the scenery at the twilight when we arrived was stunning. Although a main trunk road at this time of the evening we basically had a 10 mile descent all to ourselves. 

Day 5 started with us meeting some very friendly miniature horse type creatures. We then had a stop in Hay on Wye, a quick panini and a scout round town and back on the road. We made good progress and rode to Ludlow by mid afternoon, we decided to push on for our hotel thinking we could smash the last 30 miles, this was a mistake. i quickly bonked and food and water dried up after about 10 miles. my right knee decided to start hurting with 8 miles to go and i had an agonising crawl into our hotel. I've iced it, stretched it and deep heated it and hopefully we will be okay for tomorrow... Fingers crossed

Day 2

So we now know Cornwall and Devon are very, very, very, hilly. Today we climbed over 7000 ft, which, quite frankly, was the toughest day in the saddle I have ever had. After two miles i had managed to get us lost in a farmers field which took us about an hour to get out of. We then caught the ferry across the Fowey estuary ....

And then the proper climbing started, 16% gradients were quite common for mile after mile, the good thing about them was the descents! I have never reached such speeds before. Top speed 47mph (without really pushing as two many ponies and cows!) but regularly over 40mph for minutes at a time. Dartmoor was amazing, one of the most challenging but beautiful rides ever, makes me think that I might have to tackle an Alpe of two in the future... But for the moment I'll stick to the task in hand. We've now done 150 miles in two days... Cheddar tomorrow and hopefully an easier day. 

Day 1...

So, we finally got to the youth hostel at about 9:30 this evening, and I'm just about to turn in for the night. The sleeper train was great, but it took us an hour and a half to build the bikes up on the station platform with several rail employees watching enthusiastically. We eventually set off only to find our route blocked after 50 yards by the annual Penzance festival! A further hour was wasted negotiating the closed roads before we got down to lands end. We thought we'd lost Ian when we got there only to find he was waiting fur us round the back of the hotel. Off back to Penzance, where the road closures caused yet more delays, then a very scary moment. Ian pushed it a bit too much going round a bend and headed straight into a hedge at about 30mph. He managed to avoid a telegraph pole (about a meter further down the road) thankfully, and miraculously only had lots of scratches caused by a bramble in the hedge, although by the amount of blood we first thought if was a lot worse!

Cornwall is very hilly. Very very hilly. We are all knackered but our kits been washed and is drying, so back to it tomorrow after a full English first thing. Looking forward to the moors...

Photo of Ian skid mark into the hedge below

Lands end

A run through of the route...

So with less than 3 days to ‘clip-in’ (Gulp!) I thought I would look outline the route in some detail so you can see what I’ve planned. This isn’t the most direct route as we wanted to make sure we actually saw some of the country, not just the fasted and flattest A roads of Great Britain. A lot of this route takes in the cycle network routes, so it’s not all on road and, although much slower, will give us the chance to get away from cars, trucks and idiots.

 

The route has taken me about 6 months to plan with literally every road being examined and checked before putting in on the route. It’s been difficult, and I’ve struggled to find the elusive, quiet, yet flat, fast and well tarmaced B roads. Basically, A Roads are flat and fast. B roads meander over massive hills and often haven’t been repaved for decades. There are no exceptions it appears, anyway …

 

Day 1. Penzance to Lands End to Golant YHA. after shuffling down on the sleeper train, avoiding the onboard bar, we have a fairly hilly 60 mile day to Golant through some quiet Cornish lanes. Penzance have a festival on, so might stop there for a breakfast.

 

Day 2 Golant to Exeter. One of my highlights of the whole tour. It’s one of the shortest days distance-wise, but probably the most difficult save for the penultimate day in Scotland. From Golant we shimmy around the Fowey Estuary and then head full bore straight over Dartmoor. The scenery looks amazing, long trafficless roads stretching to the horizon. There’s a lot of climbing to do though, somewhere in the region of over 7000 feet in one day (that’s two alpe d’heuz!). I’m hoping the scenery and numerous donkeys with spur us on though, and maybe tow us up a few of the hills.

 

Day 3 Exeter to Cheddar YHA. A bit of a ‘connector’ day, looks to be flatter and it’ll be nice to get away from the hills of Devon and Cornwall and into Somerset. We’re basically following the M5, so probably a lack of photo opportunities.I’m looking forward to going to Cheddar again, I always like it there. We’re not travelling up the gorge, but if there’s anything left in my legs and we get there early enough I might have a sprackle up and down it!

 

Day 4 Cheddar to Brecon YHA. A very flat first 30 miles, then into Wales, where is becomes very un-flat. The highlights are going to be crossing the Severn on the M42 (which apparently you can do), and the long climb up to our base at Brecon. There are going to be some sort legs.

 

Day 5 Brecon and Telford. We literally go round the Wrekin before getting to our final location which is aCountry Club by the M54. Apparently they are going to let us use a Board Room for our bikes! Should be nice heading up through the Malverns.  

 

Day 6 Telford to Glossop. We’re stopping with Anna’s sister in Glossop, the lovely Stella and Mew (cat). Nothing exciting springs to mind on this day.

 

Day 7 Glossop to Kettlewell. I’m looking forward to this day. The plan is to stop off in Hebden Bridge, about halfway. We’re following a cycle network path most of the morning following the Rochdale canal, which appears to be a rather picturesque route. Hebden Bridge, is a cycling mad town with proper cafes, and huge hills either side. After a hearty luch we head into the Dales, quite roads, sheep, dry stone walls, postman pat etc, stopping in Kettlewell.

 

Day 8 Kettlewell to Alston starts with a difficult morning in the north Dales, before heading right up the centre of England to Alston. Don’t know much about this day, basically the only YHA I could find within striking distance of the north dales.

 

Day 9 Alston to Wooller, skirting around NorthumberlandNational Park. It looks like it’ll be full of midges due to lakes and forests, I reckon this is where I’m going to get my firstseries of bites. Nice scenery though and the roads lookerelatively quiet. Should be a nice day in the saddle.

 

Day 10 Wooller to Edinburgh This will be another highlight, and the day that takes us across the boarder into Scotland. We’ve to traverse the stunning B6355 for about 20 miles. (that sounded a bit Alan Partridge), a road which seems to have been forgotten, and that I have failed to find a car on on Google street view. This is our first evening in a non-YHA hostel, and hopefully won’t be as loud as the website appears to show it. I like Edinburgh so I’m looking forward to a walk around and a refreshing pint of Buckfast.

Day 11 Edinburgh to Pitlochry. This day finds us poking our further into the interior of untamed Scotland. The morning will be a series of rat-runs on a cycle path before heading rudely north over the Firth of Forth road bridge with the obligatory photo stop of course. Perth will be our stop for lunch, and then onwards. There are various lochs and firths north of Edinburgh, and it should be okay once we are in the afternoon.

 

Day 12 Pitlochry to Nethy Bridge takes us around theCaringorms and into Nethy Bridge along a dedicated cycle path for nearly all of the day alongside the A9. This could be a nice day, we stay on the outskirts of the stunning Cairngorms which will be visible all day and won’t have to do any serious climbing. The proximity to the busy A9 might put a bit of a dampner on it, but I’m looking forward to a day without traffic! We are staying with Anna’s old neighbours Sandra and Dick, who are thoughtfully putting us up in their house.

 

Day 13 Nethy Bridge to Helmsdale. This day is flagged as being the hardest in my book. The distance is going to be over 100 miles and much of it will be headed north east along the coast. A head or cross wind off the North Sea and I might cry. Hopefully, the amazing coastal views and countryside will keep us going. Along with about a dozen energy gels and coffee.

Day 14 Helmsdale to John O’Groats (to Thurso) The beauty of a long day 13 is a short day 14. 50 miles to JOG, although we do then have a 20 mile ride to Thurso. Monique and Dave are meeting us there and (although they don’t know it yet) will be taking our bags for us to Thurso. This day follows the coast all the way. It looks really quiet and hopefully the wind will be with us and the Scottish weather gods will be kind so we can sail into JOG with happy smiles on our faces. There are only 3 hours of darkness in Thurso on 12 July, between just after midnight and 3am. Therefore I’m expecting a suitable nice of revelry, before climbing into bed at the austerely fronted SandrasGuest House. Which looks like it’s been carved out of granite.

 

So that’s it! Looks easy doesn’t it. 1013.5 miles, 55,000 feet of climbing. … SHIT!

 

And here’s the link to what we are doing it for. Thanks. Gx

Http://www.justgiving.com/teams/LEJOG4 

First Group Ride

Ian, our brummie habitant ride companion, text me at 7am on Saturday advising he was on a train headed towards London. Which was nice. So with a quick stop at Marylebone we headed over to Essex for a sprackle out to Mersey island. 

I was looking forward to this as I'd just spent £190 on a new back wheel and a full service, so was expecting my bike to sing along without the usual jolts and clangs. Which thankfully it did. I'm not touching it now until the ride! 

After a few of the usual running repairs, and a few fags on Ian's part, we set off. 

It turns out that all of our training and bike customisation has been a waste of time! Judging by Ian's incredible speed and climbing ability, I should have just started smoking 20 B&H a day and dancing in nightclubs until 3am fuelled only by an assortment of whiskeys. Who'd have guessed! 

We did 60 miles, at a reasonable pace and I felt fine afterwards so pretty pleased about that. Might go to Surrey again this weekend to hit some hills, then again I could just buy a bottle of Jack Daniels and a pack of Golden Virginia and stay in watching reruns of diagnosis murder and the Jeremy Kyle Omnibus. Probably just as good... 

Surrey 100

Well, we covered 105 miles this weekend through the beautiful Surrey countryside, I've logged the Sunday ride on Strava here

The ride on the Sunday was particularly nice going over Leith Hill, the second highest point in SE England ... apparently. We were on our CX bikes, the ones we are going to use for LEJOG, with hybrid 35mm tyres and took a few bridleways that I would certainly not recommend on a standard 23mm road tyre, but nice to get off road.

I felt okay both days but certainly slowed down for the last 15 miles, and still feel knackered, but pleased that I managed to get on the bike and do some significant climbing and miles without feeling I couldn't get on the bike the next day. Anna's lower gearing looked good, I need to put the same 11 - 34 cassette and long arm derailleur on my bike now... Still thinking I might get Condor to do it though, save my knuckles and stress levels (and living room carpet). 

5 weeks to go!

So, it suddenly dawned on me that in 5 weeks time I'll be busy last minute packing and stressing about boxing up my bike.

First Great Western still haven't sorted out the issues with our booking and its looking likely that three of the four bikes will have to be transported as 'luggage'. As far as I can tell this means we have to put them in a box and stick them in the guards carriage, all this despite me booking three spaces online when I made the booking! Not very happy with them at all...to be continued.

Anyway, training has been intermittent, and I've certainly not done as much as I'd hoped to do by now. The idea was to be a lean cycling-monster by the end of May, however I appear to still be a slightly doughy human who has trouble getting up a flight of stairs without a rest half way. Wiggo doesn't have this trouble, mind you he doesn't live in London and work a full time job either... Slacker! 

As I sit here the sight of bike parts on my desk has become a usual occurrence. Today is no exception with brake blocks, chain, deraileur and cassette all stacked up next to my computer. 

We're off for a couple of rides around Surrey this weekend, I'll be happy if we do 100 miles all in and I don't collapse...